To Jack
Dear Jack,
Don’t stress out!
You can decipher their Chinglish,
and then snuggle with BIG Piggy when you get home.
Jia you!!
Panda
Happy birthday!
Panda and Emo Piggy Two have looked at orphanages all over, but have not been able to find a gay piggy, so they’ve decided to give Jack this for his birthday instead.
